THE SHIRT

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories

Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly

by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023

T-shirt volunteer

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.

We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the fire—the rest are just T-shirt volunteers.

by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Shirt without an r

when someone says "shit" it is also known as saying shirt without and r

A: Shit! i forgot to feed my dog.
B: did u just say shirt without an r?
A: damn straight

by nobodycaresaboutu September 27, 2010

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023