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to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
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Slip Bitches

She put on a pair of slip bitches to grab the cookies from the oven.
by Gswine December 19, 2025
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Savilian slip

An unintentional double entendre or other faux pas with more than a suggestion of paedophilia
Greg: Now Karl has come out, I'm glad I never asked him to coach the under 8s soccer
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.

Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!

Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.

Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...
by The_Trill_LV January 13, 2014
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Vaushian Slip

When you let out a piece of sensitive, or personal information by accident. Like a Freudian slip, but with something in the real world. For example, opening your goon folder on stream, or opening your photo album in public and another person sees something really weird only you or your friends get/like.
You sitting on the bus
Your phone getting a notification and Siri reading it out:
"Your order FYJENNICC HT-V5 Chastity Cage | Lightweight Cock Cage | Resin Chastity Devices | Male Chastity Cage | Adult Sex Toy for Men | Click&Locked Key | 5 Sizes Rings Included has arrived"
You later that evening talking to your friend:
"Yeah, I was on the bus earlier today and had a Vaushian Slip, thankfully no one heard it"
by rameal March 22, 2024
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no slip

no slip.
by no slip August 26, 2020
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Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
by ConW August 25, 2023
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