OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 24, 2019
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office space

it is what you make it, you have that luxury when you have a job hehe
he made his office space wherever the fuck he wanted
by curtainstain June 02, 2021
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King of Box Office

Superstar Rajinikanth is the King of Box Office !! He has a huge fanbase across the world and he has four movies which collected more than 300 Crores in Box Office!!
Haters be like - Our hero is the King of Box Office!! People be like get lost Rajini is the only King
by Waathalaka December 10, 2020
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office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 15, 2018
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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
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Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time
I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.
by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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