Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Mask the soul

A game Chucky and Charlene play with everybody even when it's not Halloween nowadays.

Chucky and Charlene wanted to hide everyone's faces from each other, so they decided to play a game of mask the soul, always changing the rules before anyone could catch on to them and find a rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

PJ MASKS

THE SHIT THAT GAVE ME NITE MEARS AND EPILEPTIC SEIURES

I WATCHT PJ MASKS AND SHIT MY SELF.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

Sad mask

You have a special mask for when you are sad so people know you are sad and will make you the center of attention

katie bullies me

The next day wears sad mask

people giving me attention

by Ilans BF November 16, 2021

Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.

Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.

by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021

mask differential

When you meet a new person, who only ever wears a mask, and then you see them without the mask and their disposition and voice do not match with what you thought they’d look like.

Her mask differential was way off, she’s prettier than I thought she would be.

by Teenycupcake October 2, 2021

mask entertainment

Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.

Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)

Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”

Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”

Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”

Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”

Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”

Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”

-Mask entertainment

by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021