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Maria

A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”

Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
*someone falls on the ground*
OMG CALL MARIA
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.
Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!
by Jonh du March 28, 2017
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Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card
by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
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Maria

Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.

She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.

She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.

It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.

She is street wise without ever appearing street.

She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks

It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.

She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.

If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.

She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)

She won’t tell you much about her.

She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.
Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.

That’s Maria
by WeKnow_1234 December 25, 2024
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Maria

A beautiful girl usually with green eyes that sometimes look brown. Her wavy brown hair glows in the sun with her blonde streaks showing through .She is sometimes referred to as a bitch but that’s the way she is you aren’t gonna change her. Any boy who looks in her eyes is hypnotised and falls in love. She makes all the other girls jealous and all the boys want her as a girlfriend. She is very clever and beautiful.
Wow Maria is beautiful look at her hair glow in the sun
by Ok1209348765 October 26, 2019
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