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Moon Gooning

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024
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gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird
by jermaineee January 17, 2024
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Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.
by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023
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goon squad

y'all mafqs wanna be apart of goon squad
by og_tater65 September 22, 2016
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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
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goon

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 26, 2011
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Goon Up

See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.
by Komitas December 11, 2020
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