by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.
by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025

To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.
by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024
