The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
by Scritty April 15, 2010
When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
by jonsnowlover October 25, 2018
by Njones91 April 03, 2016
A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.
Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.
by Diesel AG April 04, 2009
The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011
Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
by Tim Griffith December 12, 2004
To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
by brothermike October 12, 2005