Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

ding

making some amongy music

I show my champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear sus, HAHA, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"

by E for Affort July 12, 2021

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

shing ding king

A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.

We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!

by Petrotrax Spazzalon May 21, 2018