Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 17, 2011
In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 06, 2016
1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
The cold beer is the best thing you can have on a Friday night. When you have the cold beer, everything is good. It is always the cold beer and not just "beer" or "cold beer". Made famous by retired professional wrestler, The Iron Sheik, on Twitter.
by Usvart Jorge September 19, 2015
ˈ/kəʊldˈbɔ lə/
someone who is seen as the “top dog” in the situation, can handle any task under pressure
someone who is seen as the “top dog” in the situation, can handle any task under pressure
by thecoldballer April 18, 2019
An alternative style of dancing that consists of both hand and foot movement in a wavy motion. Its motions and steps are hard to choreograph, predict or even remember because it is so spontaneous and sporadic. Often accompanied by a cold stare, and easier done with trippy music. Most similar to Hip Hop New Style.
"Awwwh yeah here comes the cold groove!!"
*Dancer starts flailing uncontrollably, mystifying all observers*
*Dancer starts flailing uncontrollably, mystifying all observers*
by Colgruv August 25, 2009
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
by wagz February 27, 2008