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cold wife

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
by Ciggy5 October 4, 2019
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Cold Waffle

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.
by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014
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Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit
Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
by Congregation September 27, 2017
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cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.
yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.
by Cold Pressed June 18, 2016
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Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 21, 2011
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Cold Turkey

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016
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Cold colors

The colors that may represent cold things like the color of the ocean or the color of grass. Cold colors: blue,green, turquoise.
This painting has more cold colors than warm colors
by Potato (E.P) June 5, 2020
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