hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.

Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!

by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013

There is more than one way to bake a pi.

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.

Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.

by Covido February 27, 2022

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

you know whats funnier than 24?

from the show spongebob on the episode the new student starfish

me: tell me a joke

my friend: 24
me: you know whats funnier than 24?, 25 we both dies from dead laugh

by forzadude April 18, 2021

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

I love you more than mostest

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top

Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then

by thewallispainted September 19, 2020

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008