Textual Eruption

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu

aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.

by syntheno May 11, 2010

Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.

He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.

by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010

Textbag

Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag

"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other

by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.

Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal

by kcott December 3, 2010

textual fling

Quick relationship that is text only, short lived, hot and heavy. Does not last more than a week. Never meeting in person or actually having physical context. They go no where.

We had quick textual fling for two days and then it was over.

by jimmydawg April 20, 2011

textually

Adverb describing interactions via text messaging.

I have just been textually abused.

by coachgirl1 April 25, 2011