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Teen life crisis

A mid life crisis but for teens

They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.

Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
by man cheese December 11, 2020
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Teenage Bullshit

(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
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Teenagers

1. They scare the living shit out if Gerard Way
2. A person age 13-19
3. assholes
Gerard: Happy thirteenth birthday! I will now spend the next six years hiding from you.
Bandit: Why?
Gerard: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
by sh1tty.hair13 January 11, 2021
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Teen Week

A hyperpop album by dltzk
Best album of the year, easily
Person 1: Are you streaming Teen Week?
Person 2: No
Person 1: wtf is wrong with you
by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021
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Teenagegirlisaism

This is a religion that believes that teenage girls are the root of all problems.
In this religion they lock girls in cages once they reach puberty and set them free once they turn 18 will solve every one's problems.
John: I support Teenagegirlisaism!
by Founder of Teenageaism January 13, 2021
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teenaher

"teenaher"
by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021
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teenager with the iphone syndrome

generally referring to a teen (though still can be seen in some people well into adulthood) who has a broken iphone, disproportionately seen to have a 6, 7 or X, that likes to tell everyone in a 25 metre radius, about owning an iphone and will poor shame anyone else not with an iPhone.

People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."
(Texting)
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!

Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao
by based-user January 19, 2021
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