Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 8, 2016

Musical tears

You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses

Patrick wins everytime at musical tears

by anonymous July 3, 2023

tear drone

An expression in which you do something awesome it may bring others to tears.

When I hit that crossover and made him fall the tear dronewas all on the crowds faces.

by baller#11 April 9, 2015

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

Tear Burn

when your tears feel like acid and burn your eyes. Its mostly caused by yawning

My own tears are making my eyes feel like they are burning. The tear burn is real

by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019