Fuck tard

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.

Timothy’s such a fuck tard

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 12, 2018

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

high-tarded

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.

At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.

by Laura S June 3, 2007

bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

by going fishin July 9, 2009

tard box

a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!

omg that guy is such a tard box

by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

Tard-Farmer

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011