Sympatico

Crap internet service.

Well, I got sympatico, and well, it sucked 'cuz i ordered the "total internet performance" and i'm supposed to be getting 7 mbps and i'm only getting 10% of that - 0.7.

Damn crappy sympatico.

I'm switching to rogers (though i doubt it'll be better)

-Me on Thursday, December 20, 2007.

by Connor M January 13, 2008

jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.

Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).

by smartguy5858 January 29, 2005

sympatico

Sympatico high speed internet is a 5 Mb per second DSL Connection. Well actually it is more like dial-up...Speacially at Saturdays and Sundays...And when it disconnect's every 1h...and you have to restart the howl thing...So people...my point is...be sure to be ready to pay that much for a dial-up connection(only Saturdays and Sundays)...but it is good with P2P's...

" We are unable to cennect your computer to the Internet. Please call the tall free number(after comes the number...)
Thank you for using Sympatico High-Speed Internet".

by AQ Hater August 20, 2006

simps

Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs.

"How was the test?"
"Simps, don't worry"

by MPLS612 April 30, 2006

jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =

Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!

by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007

simpsonsphobia

the fear of the cartoon family "the simpsons" or the fear of yellow people.

Erica realised she had simpsonsphobia when she turned on the tv and saw homer simpson. Erica screamed.

by taylor dragon April 20, 2009

Sympathy Crush

when all you want is a friend but they catch feelings and you feel the need to like them back

"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"

by Sympathy September 15, 2015