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spoop

when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots
is he shitting?
i think hes beating off.
maybe its both?
WHO SPOOPS!?
by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006
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Swoo

To convince someone that you are pretty sexy👅😏
Man she can really swoo me”
by Urmom888 June 9, 2018
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"
Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.
by merrrp! September 26, 2014
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two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time
"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first
by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011
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sloop

by jason dye May 15, 2003
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snoop doggy douche

a person who thinks they know all of the words to snoop dogg songs and insists on rapping along with them... including the shizzles and izzles.
mark: did you hear nate trying to sing gin and juice?
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
by a friendly primate September 4, 2009
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