Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
Get the stonermug. by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016
Get the Ravenous Stonermug. The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
Get the Stoner Taxmug. It is our god
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
Get the Granny stonermug. Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021
Get the Tits (a stoner poem)mug. 
Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy
Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
by Denbatron 3000 December 4, 2022
Get the Stonermug.