Squirrel

Someone who needs to get their nut.

linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.

by lamzy413 September 27, 2010

Squirrely

Breaking from the conventional definition of squirrely, due to the sickening speciesist undertones, squirrely shall now mean:

cool, great taste in music. Almost 3 thousand followers on twitter, even though you only follow, like, 45 people. Everybody likes you, and you make everybody laugh.

Person A: Have you met the new guy at work? The crazy, squirrely one?
Person B (not racist): By squirrely do you mean cool, great taste in music? the funny squirrel guy?
Person A: Hmm, now that I've heard you use squirrely in that way, I believe your definition of squirrely is correct. I apologise to any squirrels I may have offended or made disparaging remarks against in the past.
Person B: Let us pray together, my friend...

by ndrw August 5, 2012

squirrel pack

A group of associates referred to as "squirrels" that gather to party their bushy little tails off. The Squirrel pack is always snowflakin', but never goats around. In simpler words... The squirrel pack is bad ass.

bystander 1: "Who are those snowflakin" mother fuckers?" Bystander 2: "Why, that's the squirrel pack, you silly goat!'

by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009

Hot Squirrel

A sexy girl or something really cool

Check her out, she's hot squirrel!
That rides hot squirrel.

by raezor March 23, 2004

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer."
--"What squirrel??"
-"SQUIRREL!

by Mack Ice April 25, 2006

dead squirrel

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

by lil' Miss Sunshine October 9, 2008

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008