squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

squataduce

To take a dump. # 2.

"I ate so much pizza I had to squataduce".

by jewelman445 October 22, 2011

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

Squashin'

To be so hairy and/or needing a shave, that you are like Sasquatch.

Crystal: "Are you going to let Tyrone go down on you tonight?"
Shaniquah: "Hell no, I haven't shaved. I'm squashin'."

by cutecourters December 5, 2012

Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013