1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.
2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?
little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.
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Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :
Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.
or
Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :
Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
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I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
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The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
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A combination of the words spin and yella to describe a cowardly journalist/blogger who indulges in yellow journalism.
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He was a real spinyella at the National Post
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Mother: If you don't eat your vegetables, you won't get any ice cream afterwards...
Son: I don't give a damn! I don't want to eat my vegetables!
Father: Why don't you want to eat your vegetables?
Son: I just don't want -
Mother: Tell your father why you won't eat your vegetables now!
Son: Bloody hell, ma! What is this, the Spinach Armada?
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Father: Why don't you want to eat your vegetables?
Son: I just don't want -
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