spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

shitting facility

A facility in which you shit. It can also be used as a derogatory term towards someone who you believe to represent or resemble a bathroom exclusively for shit.

"STOP BEING SUCH A SHITTING FACILITY!"
"SOMEONE GOT DROPPED OFF AT A SHITTING FACILITY!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Sitting Bull

Similar to cowgirl Sex position expect with man sitting instead of lying down(often preformed on couch)

Yea I hit that with the sitting bull

by Ngg101 November 5, 2016

sitting black

Sitting, in preferably your car, with your seat leaned back so that if you stick your hand out you can barely grab the wheel with one hand.

Yeah man, got so nervous driving today I had to drive sitting black

by Baridi January 10, 2017

SittingPrettySlim

The prettiest girl that you would never want to cross or turn your back on. Everybody wants her but few have a chance of being with her. She's loyal, loving & always 100% with you. She can possibly be the best thing that can happen to you.

Is that, that girl SittingPrettySlim from Instagram?

by SittingPrettySlim February 13, 2017