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slapping bitches

A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.

In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.

Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
Josh: Hey, what's Rob doing tonight?
Sam: Oh, he's slapping bitches.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
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taint slapping

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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dragon slap

To ejaculate in one's mouth, then slap the person across the face hard enough that the semen comes out of the person's nose (like a dragon breathing fire from the nose)
I gave that milf a dragon slap.
by Miguel "Dirty" Sanchez II March 22, 2009
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Stamos slap

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.
Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005
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russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
by King of 142 October 18, 2004
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bag slap

When two gay men have anal sex with eachother and their balls slap against one another.
Me and Terry had an awesome bag slap.
by Thomas Robinson April 26, 2006
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pimp slapped

the ultimate form of disrespect, if done on camera or in front of people. remember, use the BACK of the hand. after pimp slapping someone, tell EVERYONE you know.
Guy 1: hey faggot, fuck you!

Guy 1 gets pimp slapped by guy 2.

Guys 3, 4, and 5: OOOOH SHIZZLE!
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