Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got

If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him

by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017

Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).

In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.

The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".

by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011

secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.

Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.

by yourgirllay December 20, 2023

secret brother

another way of saying trans.

Do you have a secret brother?

by Shaybra September 4, 2025

the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.

Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023