Seasons SMP

The SMP that is making Lifesteal look like a Joke

Man Seasons SMP is actually way better then Lifesteal

by YourNotLuis December 20, 2023

In the seasonal meantime

As a way of saying what's happening during a season, as of now, but now as in the present season (within any month of fall, etc.).

October (Fall) 2011.

Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.

Seth: Sweet! I'm down!

by ribetab August 27, 2012

Drought Season

A period of time in which the supply of drugs in town is low.

"Eyo let's go get some weed."
"It's drought season fool all the plugs be dry."

by Edanzback May 26, 2022

Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Yeezy season approachin'

A line from Kanye West's On Sight, literally it can be used to describe the time of year his Yeezy product line increases in popularity or it can reference the song On Sight when you hear a really distorted, alien sound effects, since that song sounds like earrape

Joe: Should I get yeezys
Jas: I mean, they're hella expensive but Yeezy season approachin'

by concilus May 18, 2025