toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

that's what she said

A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!

by Jesushatesyourmom May 24, 2009

That's what Shi'i said

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.

Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010

saidi

saidi is a loving, caring, beautiful and supportive girl. she has the cutest sense of humor and is always there in the darkest times. she will always make you laugh, make you happy, and help through all your problems. any guy that gets to be her boyfriend is the luckiest guy ever. that guy happens to be me.

saidi is MY girlfriend, and yes i am bragging.

by zane, an absolute pain August 7, 2021

salad tossing

giving a rim job

my fav. thing to do is salad tossin

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Noodle salad

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.

Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.

by FellatioLobos April 19, 2016