Russian Cadet

The act of inserting an small vibrator or dildo in and out the urethra or pee hole

I never thought I could stretch my pee hole to take a small dildo in and out, It felt like a russian cadet

by seebas November 17, 2011

Orange Russian

Currently rumored to be Donald Trump; i.e. something so compellingly convincing that you're sure it's true but it's not actually proven yet. In fact it could very well be true; and if true, but never proven, then due process cannot be served.

Man that Orange Russian stole the cards and won the show! Not even due process could catch up to that situation.

by Feathered Nest April 18, 2018

Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”

by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018

Russian Missle

When a girl lays on a bed nude and the man has to run and stick the landing inside of her

yo I just Gave hailey the Russian Missle said Noah

by ThiccRussian February 2, 2019

Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

russian combo

The act of pooping on someone’s chest to show how much you like them.

I totally gave Madison a Russian combo after she gave me that bottle of vodka.

by Mr Butts May 31, 2018

Russian disinformation

A slang term used be the left, particularly the American left, which means “bad for us politically”

Person 1: Did you hear about Hunter Biden’s laptop
Person 2: That is Russian disinformation

by Liberal#576 April 11, 2022