golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

by hackaxle April 05, 2004

ja rule

lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto

go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx

by xloux June 03, 2006

ja rule

Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.

John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.

by Kezman9 November 06, 2006

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

by camiicentric May 07, 2011

Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

by badkyle July 21, 2011

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing October 25, 2015