Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010
Get the Five-Ringsmug. 
Get the Ring dickmug. Used as a means to raise a risk against a project. If I ring the cowbell it means I’m bringing up a risk
1. “Let’s not let the cowbell ring.”
2. “How do we prevent this issue from ringing the cowbell”
3. Ram and Tom rang the cowbell for the project due to all of the late regressions from the development team.
2. “How do we prevent this issue from ringing the cowbell”
3. Ram and Tom rang the cowbell for the project due to all of the late regressions from the development team.
by meritrade October 22, 2014
Get the Cowbell Ringmug. the name given to the action of fisting a girls anus while having a four finger ring on your hand. Ideally, the ring says "shocker" across it.
She really seemed to enjoy getting the rings of uranus.
did you see the rings of uranus?
She screamed when she first caught site of the rings of uranus.
did you see the rings of uranus?
She screamed when she first caught site of the rings of uranus.
by brian mastrantoune July 24, 2008
Get the rings of uranusmug. When preparing for anal sex, the performing partner will begin with the insertion of the pinky finger into the anus, gradually changing fingers and increasing size at the same time.
"I want to be there when he is done banging her to give him a drunken high five."
"Be careful man, he might have shit on his hands!!"
"How so?"
"I hear he is a fan of Ring Sizing"
"Be careful man, he might have shit on his hands!!"
"How so?"
"I hear he is a fan of Ring Sizing"
by B7 Ryan December 22, 2008
Get the Ring Sizingmug. by lovesickgirls November 16, 2020
Get the ring the alarmmug. An interracial orgy of five vaginas all simultaneously scissoring. Relatable to a Kardashian family reunion.
by hahahahahahahahahahahehe August 4, 2012
Get the Olympic Ringsmug.