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Retard O'clock 

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.
Retard O'clock by FishyB November 8, 2010
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Retard Diet 

A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.
Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!

Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!
Retard Diet by JoeCheechoo December 12, 2010

Retard city 

An area consumed of mostly retards.

An abundance of morons in one area.
“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”
Retard city by Stephen WS November 2, 2018

retard porn 

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
retard porn by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012

Retard Time 

The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
Retard Time by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011

Retard Clap 

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
Retard Clap by Yortisme January 26, 2010

retard rocket

a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!
retard rocket by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007