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Statutory Rape

The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.
Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.
by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011
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Baby rape

Baby rape is a woman engaging in sex for the purpose of becoming pregnant regardless of the wishes of her partner. Commonly this involves sabotaged condoms or lying about being on the pill. This can also involve a woman physically holding a man who wants to pull out until he ejaculates.

Places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central Los Angeles, and rural high schools. It should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. Hence American males are prone to baby rape in places like Russia, Jamaica, and south east Asia. This also holds true for urban males in rural areas of America and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.
Jack: I'm gonna cum
Jack: I said I'm gonna cum I need to pull out
Jack: Damnit Jill let me pull out!
Jack: Unnnnh!
Jack: Did you just baby rape me?
Jill: Damn right I did I want to have a baby!
Jack: I thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
Jill: You agreed but I want a baby now.
by Popov of the gods January 19, 2009
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Get raped

In other words, you have been owned.

When an apponent has raped you, s/he will say this, sometiems in capital; GET RAPED1!!

The player may call you bad, and tell you to go get raped.
Player 1 jumps out window head shotting player 2, then seconds later bashes player 3, then exclaims "GET RAPED, noobs!"

"Your bad, Get raped, kid."
by Kevin!!1 November 9, 2006
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Rape

When you ridiculously outscore your opponent in fantasy football.
Person 1: "Did you see how bad Luther raped Trevor this week?"

Person 2: "It figures. Trevor is an emo bitch."
by Luthor! November 25, 2010
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Ear-rape

An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.
Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.
by Gamer-X April 14, 2010
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game rape

Can also mean the phenomenon involving a marginally playable game whose physics and controls are so fundamentally broken that it rapes anybody who tries to play it. Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 comes to mind.
Kudos to Pokecapn, Illuminatus Vespucci, Kung Fu Jesus, Medibot, and Kaz, for braving over twenty hours of game rape to bring us all a Let's Play of Sonic 2006, the game that decides for itself whether or not you get to beat it.
by spinaltapsoundguy January 21, 2010
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sensory rape

Large blockbuster movies make full advantage of all senses to literally perform a sensory rape on their audience, to make sure it stimulates people enough to go watch the film, regardless of how shit the story probably is.
I just watched the Terminator 3 trailer at the imax and I got a right royal sensory raping.

I was sensory raped by the new Batman Forever trailer
by bobbylocksville May 21, 2009
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