Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Mint cat of randomness

(Noun)

The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime

"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person

by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Random test

This is just an experiment to see if urban dictionary actually reads the shit that others write and whether it’s a bot or not.

“Yo, urban dictionary said they would publish my word”
“Really, me too”
“We had the same word and definition....”
“Is this some kind of random test?”

by blinders March 31, 2020

Random bag of NYC garbage

When your friend who is also known as “cheap shot motherfucker” or “seagull”,
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.

Cheap shot motherfucker through a Random bag of NYC garbage in my face.

by Bripolar September 25, 2022

random

1. Something that is strange and unknown

2. A stranger.

When Jeremy couldn't decide which ice cream flavor to choose, he had the cashier pick a random one.
OR
Today a random mugged me!

by BostBro September 19, 2021