Dirty Gas Pump

latin: immunda ientaculum

Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

pump and dump

act of shitting and jerking off at the same time

i only had five minutes alone in the bathroom so i had to pump and dump

by the filty whore November 15, 2009

pedal pumping

The sexy art of pumping pedals, it really does something magical for me.

pedal pumping hot sexy wow holy shit thats hot

by iamtylerbitchhearmeroar December 20, 2008

pump those breaks

Slow down; ease up; back off

A-yo, pump those breaks son.

by Ayo April 27, 2005

Pumped & Confused

Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...

"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".

by kshan December 14, 2008

pumpkin puss

The round pertrusion at the front of a fat or obese individual located between the genitals and the gut.thus resembling a pumpkin also known as front butt!!

Most female cops have pumpkin puss!!

by 504 crew January 12, 2009

pumping gas

What University of South Carolina football players inevitably end up doing.

Ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. Something which Lane Kiffin prophetically predicted.

by What? What? What? April 11, 2009