Professional woman

Quite simply, it means "bitch." Its a term often used in areas where people describe themselves, such as online dating sites (which is often the only place for them to get dates, since anyone who encounters them in real life realizes how unpleasant they are.)

Professional women generally have thinly disguised contempt for males, and are likely to remain single and childless well into their 30's, since they are about as nurturing as an electric chair.

I met a chick on Match.com last week who said she was a professional woman. Man, what an angry bitch!

by Two11two December 30, 2008

professional wrestling

unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

bryan likes professional wrestling so much, he watches it in tights and all oiled up.

by youtube-MercTV October 2, 2007

Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

professional

classy term for a blow job.

She gave him a professional in a public bathroom.

by jhjkl October 9, 2008

profundry

A big word, like "the"

I just read profundry book "Profundry Cat In The Hat"

by TFBC March 21, 2003

professive

A word created by Solo G meaning to have a certain quality. i.e. very good at something

I'm a professive car driver. I'm a professive artist. I'm a professive musician. etc.

by Freddy Garcia October 29, 2007

Profilism

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.

(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.

by Tom Beline April 25, 2008