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Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.
Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!
by andimak2639 March 17, 2020
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post-somethingism

An art movement developed in the early 21st century in the southern suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. It is defined by its use of non-specific mediums and its general lack of standardised conceptualisation.
"I've tried abstract expressionism, post-modern feminist printmaking and romanticism but in the end, fuck it all. Post-somethingism is the only way forward in an art world defined by constraints."
by rachcakes93 August 31, 2012
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Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.
Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012
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post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 18, 2012
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post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.
"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."
by wowozy July 5, 2023
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Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.
This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.
by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019
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Post Up

yo, post up at the mcdonlds on lawrence
by cyberphunkisms April 15, 2006
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