Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.

Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!

by IceKong November 07, 2013

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Club penguin memes

A bunch of cancer

Oof club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo May 07, 2018

Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky

Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin

by Dante real man December 09, 2022

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 10, 2019

penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep

My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.

by Penguin sly March 22, 2021