Corn Packer

A derogatory term for a gay Iowan, per Stephen Colbert.

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.

by blitzix September 25, 2010

Puckered

Scared (enough that your butt cheeks tense up and your asshole puckers).

Your driving is making me puckered.

by Christopher Benson June 29, 2008

Peckerwoodknockout

When a white boy runs his big mouth, the little bitch gets smacked hard. He gets knocked out cold before he hits the pavement. It's actually quite entertaining to watch. Poetic justice really.

That preppy little bitch, Josh, was trying to act all big in front of his friends by calling the Latino dude a "faggot" for talking to his girl. The soldado then bravely dropped Josh like a bad meth habit with an uppercut. The Ese then proceeded to perform a peckerwoodknockout on all of Josh's friends single-handedly like a true Aztec warrior.

by Florencia Trece October 20, 2008

Fudge-packer

Ass bandit, packing the fudge, anal intruder

Mike packs the fudge.

by Si January 6, 2004

fudge packer

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"

-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.

by nicole April 8, 2006

pucker

Slang word used in the uk meaning great or good. often used by the chef jamie oliver.

this potatoes will be pucker

by kjellsor June 10, 2004

fudge packer

The Homosexual act of one man inserting his penis into his
partners rear anus as an act of sexual satisfaction.

dude your such a fudge packer.

by Brento April 19, 2006