Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw

When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda

by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

Panda

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.

Panda UwU

by Bitkrin November 21, 2019

Das Panda Sonic

Imagine your friend ships themselves with shadow the Hedgehog

Why is he so weird das Panda Sonic

by Fffffffffffffuuuuuuukk November 22, 2021

Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.

"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."

by Synesthete March 22, 2020

Panda

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)

-Omg She is such a panda!

by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017

Panda

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.

He wanted to take her home from the bar but she was acting like a panda.

by Panda_guy April 3, 2024