Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010

haitian packing

when you and your friends get together and pack the shit out of your car. 8+ people to a four seater, 10+ to a SUV and so on.

Damn we haitian packing the shit out of your toyota camry trying to go to BBQ's in Green Acres.

by lordwilliam92 November 14, 2011

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011