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The Rekt Train

1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7

2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.

2.

Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?

No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
mugGet the The Rekt Trainmug.

Train Car

A small portion of a train. People may hang out there and have a drink together, but escape is futile. There will always be something (or someone) trying to keep you inside of the train car.
"Right as I got out of the Train Car, that she-witch brought me right back!"
by FancyFlamingo August 3, 2020
mugGet the Train Carmug.

Trim Train

When 2 or more people shave eachother's back in succession
Ex. Jor, trim my back while Xav trims yours. We can run a trim train.
by Bigorangeman June 10, 2017
mugGet the Trim Trainmug.

train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015
mugGet the train winemug.

Oregon train

When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out
I’m going Oregon train our friend
by Babboo69 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Oregon trainmug.

Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
mugGet the Baby-Trainmug.

Pink Train

Same thing as running a train, except a man (or a woman, if you swing that way) is passed around, eating everyone's pussies, rather than a woman (or a man, if you swing that way) is passed around, sucking everyone's dick. Often used as a form of hazing in sororities.
Tom ran a pink train last night; his tongue was so tired that he could barely speak today!
by BrosefTheBroLord May 12, 2015
mugGet the Pink Trainmug.

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