Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
by Furnend March 14, 2011
A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
by Dexter69 January 27, 2012
Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.
by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010
The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
by Dr Lina P July 15, 2009
1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet
2) kissing in the bathroom
3) Falacio
2) kissing in the bathroom
3) Falacio
by BorrisJ May 30, 2011
The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.
by urb steez September 03, 2009
male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011