piss washing

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.

1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.

by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009

piss ice

To remain calm, cool and collected in a pressure situation. Derived from the phrase "to have icewater in one's veins."

Man, we're down by 2, but our top scorer is going to the free throw line to shoot a pair. We need him to piss ice right now!

by Matches10 May 14, 2010

gin's piss

cheap and nasty alcohol most commonly drunken by gins on pension day

what the fuck did you buy that gin's piss for

by bannana man February 21, 2007

phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 08, 2006

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

made piss

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

by Paddymac September 01, 2006

Fun Piss

the act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location whilst participating in anti-social behaviour

i.e:

Man 1 - Are you going for a piss?
Man 2 - Yeah, why?
Man 1 - Do you want a regular piss?, or a FUN PISS?
Man 2 - ... a Fun piss clearly..?

(man 1 takes man 2 down a dark alley, into someone's balcony area of a hostel)

man 1 - Piss there

(Man 1 starts to piss whilst a dirty mongrel walks into his stream)

by SotonUni April 23, 2010