clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010

fun bone

a mans penis

im just popping in the other room to play with my fun bone

by geek sheek June 11, 2011

zee bones

Another way to say No.

1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."

by MetalikzOG July 8, 2022

De-bone

To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.

This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.

When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.

by RobitJ December 16, 2011

Bone Piece

A girl who everyone uses as their sex toy, or a girl who everyone wants to use as their toy.

Sarah has fucked every guy she is such a bone piece

by Longstaff69 July 13, 2015

Corn Bone

Center of corn- Long version of cob.

We should replace the corn bone with a hot dog

by buggggggg September 6, 2019

Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.

I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.

by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010