green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

Green Thermos

Green Thermos is military slang for a Cum Bucket.

The Petraeus scandal is much about an "unpaid social liaison" that is just politically spin on Slut or Green Thermos.

by T-Rex 317 November 14, 2012

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019

Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.

Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"

by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018

Green marker

1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.

1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."

by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010

anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum

Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR

by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016