McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons

I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.

by DREWB0B January 13, 2009

Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.

"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."

by laofmoonster September 4, 2011

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.

"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"

by ntslkr November 9, 2011

Snappers-Block

Unable to think about what to post on snapchat

Why haven’t you been posting on snap chat?

I have snappers-block

by Stoooonneeeeyyyy February 8, 2019

Chop the block

To chat with someone

1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday

2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party

by the_one_honest_man_on_urban January 23, 2023

Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.

Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink

by Silky_13 December 19, 2022