“Be right back, I’m going to Scott’s Office.”, “I’m going to take care of some business in Scott’s Office”, “Can’t find Alex? Did you check Scott’s Office?”
by Hatefile February 16, 2024

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

by Offical46 August 6, 2022

'office space' syndrome is self-exonoration from social and/or work-related obligations arising from a increasingly disaffective attitude towards society, results from a change of plans after one wakes up, suddenly enlightened.
If you wake up one day and decide to quit your job and move to California to surf every day, you have 'office space' syndrome.
by Steven Kelly January 20, 2009

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

A character in the movie Last of the Grads played by Charles Christopher White Jr. Known for his spectacular performance in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 as the unnamed uncredited district 8 hospital helper.
Guy 1: Have you seen Last of the Grads?
Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024
