Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!

Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!

by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015

tiny tree

Having a VERY small penis

Logan: Damn I have a Tiny Tree

by GshepDickRider May 3, 2018

Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.

Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

tree swap

When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.

Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.

by verduras June 26, 2007