Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

noodle sticks

Also know as chop sticks

The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.

by Chadish November 29, 2016

noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.

1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."

by Car 54 April 28, 2016

plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate

My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night

by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011