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Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.
by MFWANG October 21, 2019
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Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux
I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess
by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025
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Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).
Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019
mugGet the Frog Tearsmug.

TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
mugGet the TEARmug.

screen tearing

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.
by Derp blob November 12, 2017
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Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.
I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
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