by MFWANG October 21, 2019

by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.
Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.
Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
by Derp blob November 12, 2017

by anonymous January 23, 2022

“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”
“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
