academic narcolepsy

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.

“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”

by curious.george December 8, 2009

Pouge-narge

Another word for a cat.

Hello my big fluffy pouge-narge!!! would you like like whiskas? Or is it gonna be the dry stuff today?

by Steveizcool March 12, 2010

clap-narc

An individual who gets clap from sleeping with street hookers to infltrate the drug world for informant status.

Watch out fot that "clap-narc", he''ll rat you out and give your ho clap.

by cassandra h. January 11, 2013

evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Fuck-Nard

A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.

I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.

by CanuckEh! August 17, 2018

sex nark

A girl that hooks up with you after you hooked up with her friend and tells the friend is a sex nark. Said another way, it's a backstabbing slut.

Guy A: That girl from last weekend totally told Rebecca I hooked up with her.
Guy B: What a sex nark.

by Notasexnark January 23, 2020

mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020